When my Husband Does the Dishes - he usually wants sex!

You need to start a therapy fund for your children when... they catch you stark naked with a hair colourant on your head and a pore strip on your nose as you pluck grey hairs from your bikini area . Honest, candid and hilarious When My Husband Does the Dishes... is as true a portrait of marriage and motherhood as you are ever likely to read. This is a book about love in real life. It s about what marriage looks like after three children and 150 years of togetherness. It s about little white lies and boxer shorts on the floor and eating frankfurters for dinner every night. In short, it is Kerri Sackville s life. Central to the book is Sackville herself an exhausted and sometimes mutinous mother and wife. Then there is her husband, The Architect , who lies on a freshly made bed with his shoes on and only washes up when he wants sex. And then there are the children Little Man ( I have to be perfectly honest, Mum. That dress makes you look horrible ), Pinkela ( Lamb chops come from lambs? But why do we eat our friends? ), and Toddler ( I love you, Mama. But you are very stupid ). When My Husband Does the Dishes... is part memoir, part guide to marriage and motherhood and a must read for any mother who has ever shouted I hate you back! in an argument with her kids. It is accurate, clever and very, very funny.